A movie is being played on the television. A man is about to be eaten by a giant dinosaur. He lets out a shout, “Shit!”
“Arey, shit kahile kana haba. Maribaa aagaru thaakuranku daakiley se abaa raksha karibe. Aau ‘Jhaada!’ kahile, kana heba?”

On the television “We will rock you” is playing.
“Amey tamaku ame tamaku pathara maaribu”

An ad says, “Experience the Friday night fever.”
“Aamaku kana bhoota laagichhi sabu Shukrabaar dina aame jara re padibu?”

A car overtakes us on the wrong side.
“Salaa ku zor re jhaada maduchhi!”

“Bullshit!”
“Sandha chhera!”

There’s a restaurant some distance from our place. It’s called the Old Fox. We call it as the Budha Biluwa restaurant. “Sethi semaane budha biluwa maari ki dianti khaaibaku. Kebe jibuni sethiki nahele biluwa bichaara re padibu.”

Wanna hear some more? Come to our place.

And those of you who didn’t understand, please be assured, you missed nothing.



14 Responses to “Baajye Oriya Gapa… (Idiotic Oriya Tales)”  

  1. Hahaha
    You reminded me of Arnie’s unnecessary *^^%%***@#$
    :)

  2. And by the way, my younger brother is also a player of the game. Here is the unedited version of one of his WORKS on “Juda Hoke bhi….”:

    Alga hei kari, Tu mor bhitre keno luki chu,
    Aankhi re hei kori looha, tui baahri aasu chu,
    Alga hei korii….

    Only I can feel the frustration of these tortures.
    I’ll make sure I never come to your place… at least not when all you are together. ;)

  3. @Bipin:
    He he … Smart! Real smart guy!!

  4. Abbey Amrit, typical Oriya khatti. hehehe… I liked this the most “It’s called the Old Fox. We call it as the Budha Biluwa restaurant”. hahhahahaaaa…..

  5. @Vegdevil:
    Arey, if u got no wrk, den u ngage in khatti. It’s d only thing v do dese days!

  6. 6 shubham

    hiii,

    Nice khatti bhai mane. It’s the unique character of us, the ORIYAS. We don’t forget to engage in khatti in our free time.

    REALLY WE R GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “Chinti Hathi ku dinner kareibaku nela,
    Bill Payment kala bele chinti kahila to khaiba payment mu karideichi je, but mo kahiba bill payment karibaku mo paisa hauni….kahipariba kan pain????????????
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    Karana ta pakhare 50peisa chhutta nathila…..hehehe

  7. @Shubham:
    Arey bhai, bahut din pare Oriya comment milila. Han bhai, Oriya khatti is incomparable.

  8. Hi Bhaimane,
    Bhala hoichi……
    mana dei pardha…..

    Nihar

  9. haa…haaa..haaaaa…

    Thanx yar..Time pass…..

    This is the “Hal”

    Oriya Is Nice….English is also Nice….
    But Oringlish OR Engliriya are dengrous…..?

    Be proude….being an Oriya….

  10. 10 abhijit

    mote bahla lagila ei khhatti re basibaku

  11. Bhai
    kana lekhucha ma,
    badhia
    mane bhari badhia

    mo web site ade buli ki dekha
    kemiti aachi
    kahiba

    subhechaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..

  12. lage raho bhai

    Sambit

  13. 13 Bibhuti bhusan pradhan

    Hi….to all aapan mananku mora namaskara janauchi mu bibhuti mu Aamby valley city re Events dept re kama karuchi mote time milile mun net re basi odia gapa nahele khati pade bahut bhala lage aapan mane mahan

  14. 14 Nishiiiii

    hey all,
    hiiiiiiiiiiii……. hoooooooo…….. haaaaaaaaaaaa….

    bahut bhala bahut bhala haaa………….


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